Monday, September 6, 2010

SOME REASONS WHY I LOVE THE HOFF

a brief list of reasons why i love david hasselhoff:

-  BAYWATCH.  hello.  obviously.  epic slow motion montages...... AND SAVING LIVES!!!

-  the hoff can sing!

-  he rows spongebob and patrick back to bikini bottom so they can return king neptune's crown and save the city... AND!  withstands an explosion!!

-  the hoff has some serious style.  did anyone see the suit he wore when he was roasted on comedy central??!  the man has swagger.

-  also.  his eyebrows.  i don't know how to describe them.  they're all.... ACTUALLY.  picture time??



-  the hoff can possibly dance... possibly.  i'll call it now and say he's gonna make all the honeys swoon.

-  i don't normally use the word "honeys."  ever.  that's the hasselhoff effect.

-  he's a friggin icon.

I LOVE THE HOFF.

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