- BAYWATCH. hello. obviously. epic slow motion montages...... AND SAVING LIVES!!!
- the hoff can sing!
- he rows spongebob and patrick back to bikini bottom so they can return king neptune's crown and save the city... AND! withstands an explosion!!
- the hoff has some serious style. did anyone see the suit he wore when he was roasted on comedy central??! the man has swagger.
- also. his eyebrows. i don't know how to describe them. they're all.... ACTUALLY. picture time??
- the hoff can possibly dance... possibly. i'll call it now and say he's gonna make all the honeys swoon.
- i don't normally use the word "honeys." ever. that's the hasselhoff effect.
- he's a friggin icon.
I LOVE THE HOFF.

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